I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
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2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
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My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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