Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
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Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
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Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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