Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
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Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
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spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
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