yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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