so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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