my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
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Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
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And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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