what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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