...so i touched it.
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
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I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
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Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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