Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
Randomize