Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
I'm passing your future prison.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
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You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
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Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot