But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
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you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.