is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
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And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
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She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen