A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
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When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
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I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.