I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
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im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
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We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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