Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
How was your sisters wedding?
Oh, I didn't go. I slept through my alarm. I finally woke up and was like...I don't think so.
sisterhood ftl.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
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i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
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Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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