You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
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Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
Can I color on your dick again?
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
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drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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