Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
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