it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
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nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
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Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine