Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
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