Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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