is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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