My Higher Power is John Stamos
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
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Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
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We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
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His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
I guess when the asshole said “I really miss you and want to get back together” he actually meant “I’m banging a Hooters girl behind your back.”
I hope she gives him gonorhea
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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