when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?