Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
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By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
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Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
i now understand why vodka
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering