I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
21 Horribly Evil Pranks To Play On Your Drunk Friends
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
29 Times Beach Sex Ended With Sand In All The Wrong Places
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.