You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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