careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
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you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
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