i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
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is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
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I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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