Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
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You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
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Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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