i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
Randomize