suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
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