All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
someone get that fucking seahorse.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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