The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
One girl and one boy is just not enough.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
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Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
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I have fence marks all over my body
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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