just tell him i said nine months
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
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I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
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I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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