He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
My vagina is officially offended.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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