oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
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he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
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I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
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