Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
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went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
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Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
Randomize