You really coming over, don't trick.
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
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thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
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It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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