Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
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He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
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Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
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