Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
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I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
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I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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