ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
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adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
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Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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