Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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