i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
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Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
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the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
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