It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
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So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
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i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
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