I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
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I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
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PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
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it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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