In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
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Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
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Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
Accidentally typed message to mom that included word "kink." FML. Played it off as autocorrect from "drink" which was somehow more acceptable
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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