Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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