I've blown a few things in my day
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
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She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
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I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
i think my cat just said my name.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
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