Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
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