end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
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..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
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Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
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