remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
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I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
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It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery