I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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