pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
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He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
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Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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