i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
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Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
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If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.